Kylie – The Abbey Road Sessions
Kylie, the great, ever-present pop chameleon tries her turn at an orchestral re-imagining of her back-catalogue. What on earth were you drinking when you came up with this idea? And where were your friends to stop you?
An absolute howler for fans and foes alike, this album butchers some of her greatest songs with the merciless expertise of Pol Pot on steroids.
From the woeful Confide In Me to the ridiculous Love At First Sight, this travesty is destined for a pound shop near you this Christmas. Don’t get this into your head. You will regret it.