Best stops for swaps

Eleanor Metcalf 6 February 2014

With the closing of the Mahal, Cambridge lost its staple swap venue. Here, TCS runs through the contending inheritors for the Mahal’s curry crown.

Curry King/Curry Garden. £12 for food and wine.

These venues offer the classic swap experience: minimal décor, cramped tables and distinctly average curry.

Pros: Conjure up memories of the Mahal for those still mourning its untimely demise.

Cons: While the owners are generally permissive of boisterous behaviour, they draw the line at full-on poppadum fights which some see as the staple of a curry-based swap.

 

Clowns. £12 for food and wine.

Located near Jesus, Clowns is a good alternative for those who prefer average pasta to average curry.

Pros: With swapping parties tucked away upstairs, the scope for daring challenges and fines is almost limitless. TCS has received reports of full-on nudity, although these are still to be confirmed.

Cons: The creepy pictures of clowns which bedeck the walls. They can be a sobering sight even in the midst of the most debauched swap.

 

Mai Thai. £20 for food and wine.

Mai Thai often entertains regular customers alongside swapping parties: a bit of extra (Dutch) courage may be needed to undertake challenges in the presence of strangers.

Pros: The high cost is reflected in the superior range and quality of food.

Cons: Mai Thai is a large venue: you’ll need a big group to fill the space. Not one to book if your society is known for being flaky.

 

Sesame. £10 for food (wine not included); £12 with karaoke. For an unusual addition to the swap experience, Sesame offers karaoke along with its unlimited Chinese food.

Pros: Handily located right next to a Tesco and a wine merchant’s if supplies need to be replenished.

Cons: Sesame is a long way from the centre of town: you’ll need good endurance to make it all the way to Cindies post-swap.

 

Giraffe. About £17 for food and wine (with student discount).

A more sophisticated alternative to the standard curry house, Giraffe has an upstairs room for swap groups.

Pros: The food here is the best of the lot. If you’re looking for a good meal along with your chat, this is the place to go.

Cons: Noise complaints tend to be more frequent than at other venues – (relatively) good behaviour is required if you want to get your food.