#WhyImVotingUkip, #WhyILoveDrinkingSocks & #WhyImNotRevising

Sarah Howden and Freya Sanders 22 May 2014

After the recent Twitter phenomenon, #WhyImVotingUkip, TCS decided to take matters into our own hands. So here are our favourite WhyImVotingUkip as well as a couple of bonus suggestions for the Twittersphere.Here are a few of our suggestions of ludicrous decisions it’s similarly difficult to explain.

#WhyIEatatCaius
I like living life on the edge.

#WhyIUseTinderToFindLove
Courting takes up precious time which I could be spending in the library.

#WhyIUseGrindrToFindLove
Carpe diem. #yolo

#WhyIPreferLifetoCindies

After twelve shots I just really hate The Lion King.

#WhyILetMyBedderDoTheWashingUp
Connie Muttock might have something to say about this.

#WhyIFindExamsArousing
All that nervous tension in one room: it's exhilarating.

#WhyIFindGownsArousing
Anything could happen under those dark folds of material.

#WhyIFindTheMasterArousing
Age. Style. Class. Contacts. Unlimited POWER. 

#WhyITextedAToastie
Toasties are the true path to spiritual enlightenment.

#WhyIMessagedAMincePie
Festive, fruity treats are actually quite good conversationalists. 

#WhyIFaxedAFridgeCake
I'd had a long day in the library

#WhyISnapchattedASoufflé
Everyone wants to know what you're eating, all the time.

#WhyITelephonedATart
Now this is just getting silly.

#WhyIVotedForBestBums2013
I don't know. But I still did…

#WhyI<3KTHopkins@TheUnion
Mainly for the ground-breaking insights on everyday sexism and tax avoidance.

#WhyILoveDrinkingSocs
Well, I guess I just really like alcohol, puerile games and social exclusion.

#WhyILoveDrinkingSocks
You didn't see that one coming, did you?

#WhyIWriteArticlesAboutStamps
Will Amor has a few insights on this one… #failingtodeliver

#WhyIWalkOnTheGrass
Because I'm the Master, you pleb. Or at Lucy Cav…

#WhyITookAGapYah
Naomi Gardom has a few ideas.

#WhyImTakingAnotherGapYah
I haven't quite found myself, okay.

#WhyImSwitchingToLandEc
Rowing is my true calling.

#WhyImSwitchingFromLandEc
I got kicked out the Blues boat.

#WhyImNotRevising
Student journalism is just far more engaging.